Ulster Film Office Instructions For Watching Beyond the 7th Door:
Buy DVDs of SAW, CUBE and THE ROOM. Remove casing from all three and place in a thick plastic bag.
Bludgeon bag with a hammer for 20 minutes or until the contents are reduced to a coarse plastic dust. Apply this dust liberally to both eyes and then ear cavities for 73 minutes.
Alternatively, attend our 21 March screening for an identical effect.