Attention all aspiring Denis Villeneuves!

Demon Lover Diary is probably the best instructional video on how to make your own feature film ever made.

Following and documenting the making of the 1977 horror masterpiece Demon Master as it’s test case, it includes shot after shot followed by detailed description of hundreds of established contemporary film making techniques to help you complete your own worthless sack of self important shit posing as art and also reveals many lesser known but essential industry secrets and top tips including; choosing the best talentless but equally arrogant and pretentious director, the use of under age actors for sex scenes, the application of common food products on camera equipment and threatening your staff with illegal firearms borrowed from your own local redneck rockstar.