UFO stands not only for Ulster Film Office, of course, but also for 'Unfathomable French/american Offal', coincidentally the Oxford English Dictionary definition of this week's feature presentation.

Painful in a form not easily understood by contemporary medicine, NIGHTMARE WEEKEND could almost be described as a film.

Waste no time securing your ticket for our guaranteed not to sell out screening of a true masterwerk of kino-autism in which a green haired Max Wall glove puppet attempts to thwart the plans of an evil supercomputer, known as Apache, to transform three mostly naked 80s sex objects into psychotic, murderous naked 80s sex objects through the use of some low rent Phantasm-lite silver balls and an Atari 2600 games console.