In it's unending efforts to alienate it's already perilously nanoscopic audience, Ulster Film Office proudly presents Patrick Vive Ancora, generally regarded as not only not the greatest sequel ever but also the greatest film in absolutely no one's list of greatest ever Italian films.

Patrick Still Lives¬†picks up immediately after no moment in it’s predesessor’s running time. From then on it’s a non stop whirlwind barrage of utter avoidance of any reference to the 1978 original, replaced instead with 87 minutes of barely endurable tedium, casual mysogyny, abusive electronic music and preposterous murders all culminating in a garish tour de farce of baffling visual lunacy and irksome non sequitur.

Book early for absolutely no reason.