Good God! Do all oceanographical research ships feature fully stocked, neon lit bars and talking robot sex toilets?! I knew I shouldn't have failed Biology.

Ulster Film Office reconvenes with this fine example of the ‘doomed idiot co-eds ‘n jocks trapped on a ship with inept monsters and highly arbitrary interior design choices’ idiom.

Even more satisfying than Greydon Clarke’s cat-with-another-cat-inside-it monster on a yacht epic, UNINVITED with it’s infinitely funnier effects and artistic dubbing, although lacking the genius of a working-for-bourbon period George Kennedy.