Maintaining intergalactic peace armed only with four paws and a removable tail, it’s…
a cat.
There’s a cat in this film.
and it’s called THE CAT.
The cat isn’t called THE CAT that’s the name of the film.
It stars a cat.
I mean yes, there’s also a dog and a shapeshifting tentacled alien.
and a bunch of other shit like space lasers and a terminator and guns and vodka and a burning swimming pool.
but really it’s about a cat.
There’s loads of cat.
That’s why the film is called THE CAT.
So come and see a cat star in a film called THE CAT.