The Great Satan remixes and regurgitates clips from over 2,000 satanic panic, religious, and gradeD-horror movies into a 75-minute psychedelic comedy.

“I want you to know something. Satan is a total loser, and he knows it.” So begins the newest masterpiece stitched together by the found-footage freaks at Everything Is Terrible!. The Great Satan is an extraordinary narrative about the deceptive power of Lucifer and how the evil he wields manifests itself in everything from porn to drugs to Gene Simmons. It all boils down to this: Never have sex or party-or think about having sex or partying-unless sanctioned by God.

As you take your blood oath, your journey will brim with evangelical ducks, goopy ghouls, and sad white men who believe that Dungeons & Dragons summon actual horned demons. Be warned… If you really want to see your mind, you’ve got to be ready to rip your skull open.